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I'm trying to be less self-deprecating, but I really suck at it. (Eric Knibbe)
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken. (Ralph Dratman)
I can be spontaneous, if I have enough time to prepare for it. (Dave Bellware)
Speling is my favourite subject (Bill Winder)
Eight from Kurt Richter:
Just say NO to negativity!
I am not in denial!
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
Being bored keeps me busy. - Fray Pascual
I don't like to eat. It ruins my appetite. - Fray Pascual
I used to be a perfectionist, but I'm trying to improve. - Fray Pascual
Don't procrastinate. Put it off NOW.
Repeat after me. We are all individuals. - Brian (Graham Chapman) in Monty Python's Life of Brian.
A man's response to seeing the ocean for the first time:
"It's not as big as I thought it would be." (Brad Reid)
If you're right 90% of the time, why quibble about the other 5%? (Joel Gwynn)
All generalizations are wrong (Vivek Dhar)
"Sterility is hereditary" and "disobey me". (Alexandre Bouthors)
I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet. (Carl Crowder)
My apathy causes me problems, but I don't care. (Carl Crowder)
Four from Gary Ecklund:
It's extremely important that you fully understand how completely trivial this statement is.
If I am not on Mars, I must be somewhere else. Since I am somewhere else, I must not be here. Could I am there? It is certainly somewhere else. Please take a look and let me know if find me.
Paraphrased from Victor Borge on stage: "The last time I was here... - well it's not the last time, this is. But I hope it isn't.
What is this a paraphrase of?
I've felt like a goat, ever since I was a kid (James Demastus)
"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded." (From Yogi Berra, several of whose famous saying are close
to self-referential)
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault, and I have none. (Chris Mark)
Always remember that you are a unique individual; just like everyone else.
(Mike Saltzman)
I want to join the Optimist's Club, but they probably won't accept me. (David Cervera)
Some people say I have a short attention span, but I (David Cervera)
I'm sorry, am I repeating myself? Am I being redundant? Am I saying
things over and over?
(Mike Kaply)
I tried to be patient but it took too long ('Anya' - Joss Wheedon, in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, via Maeve Kennedy)
I am never mistaken. Well, once I was wrong because I thought I was wrong. (Juan Pablo MartÃnez)
I thought about changing my mind, but then I reconsidered. (Brian Haynes)
A self-referential comic strip (Daniel Lyons)
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it
would defeat the purpose."
Stephen Wright, Canadian comedian. (Nicholas Csergo)
Some further examples in Paul Niquette's Elegancelessness page.
xkcd's comment.